Things you didn't know about Chuck Norris, Mr. T, or Vin Diesel

Just what it says. Post one fact each about them per post. They can be actual facts, or things that exemplify how badass these guys are.

Chuck Norris can play the violin with a piano.

Mr. T was the original Black Power Ranger.

Getting murdered by Vin Diesel counts as a natural cause of death.

Vin Diesel LARPs. He really does.

There's no chin under Chuck Norris's beard. There's only another fist.

Gravity doesn't exist. Mr. T just pities everything to stay on the ground. Birds and planes don't count because they're shaped like T's.

Give a man a fish, and he'll eat for a day. Teach a man to fish, and he'll eat for a lifetime. Teach Vin Diesel to fish, and he'll rid the ocean of all perceivable life forms.

Chuck Norris:
And for my one here, Chuck's favorite one: When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.

http://www.chucknorrisfacts.com/

Mr. T:
Mr. T and Superman once fought each other on a bet. The loser had to start wearing his underwear on the outside of his pants.

http://4q.cc/index.php?pid=top100&person=mrt

Vin Diesel:
When he was nine, Vin Diesel dressed as himself to go trick-or-treating. He came home with a bag full of candy, a bag full of miniature liquor bottles, an Irish Setter, and two underage prostitutes carrying more of his candy.

http://4q.cc/index.php?pid=top100&person=vin

Unknown to the modern world, the Triforce actually exists. Unlike The Legend of Zelda, however, the pieces of the Triforce are named the Triforce of Vin Diesel, the Triforce of Mr. T, and the Triforce of Chuck Norris, all held by Vin Diesel, Mr. T, and Chuck Norris, respectively. If all the pieces of the Triforce come together, there will come a power the universe has never seen. The reason the Triforce hasn't been united today lies in three simple facts: Chuck Norris thinks mohawks are gay, Mr. T thinks beards are gay, and Vin Diesel thinks hair in general is gay.