Karoke night

YES i bring it back and the first people up is Zia with "Livin' La Vida Loca".
Zia strides up onto the stage in a slik shirt and black pants as he pulls Gloria up as he starts singing and dancing with her as she smiles devilishly at him.

~She's into superstitions black cats and voodoo dolls.
I feel a premonition that girl's gonna make me fall.
She's into new sensations new kicks in the candle light.
She's got a new addiction for every day and night.

She'll make you take your clothes off and go dancing in the rain.
She'll make you live her crazy life but she'll take away your pain
like a bullet to your brain. Come On!

Upside, inside out she's livin la vida loca
She'll push and pull you down, livin la vida loca
Her lips are devil red and her skin's the color mocha
She will wear you out livin la vida loca Come On!
Livin la vida loca, Come on!
She's livin la vida loca.

Woke up in New York City in a funky cheap hotel
She took my heart and she took my money
she must've slipped me a sleeping pill
She never drinks the water and makes you order French Champagne
Once you've had a taste of her you'll never be the same
Yeah, she'll make you go insane.

Upside, inside out she's livin la vida loca
She'll push and pull you down, livin la vida loca
Her lips are devil red and her skin's the color mocha
She will wear you out livin la vida loca Come On!
Livin la vida loca, Come on!
She's livin la vida loca.

She'll make you take your clothes off and go dancing in the rain.
She'll make you live her crazy life
but she'll take away your pain like a bullet to your brain. Come On!

Upside, inside out she's livin la vida loca
She'll push and pull you down, livin la vida loca
Her lips are devil red and her skin's the color mocha
She will wear you out livin la vida loca Come On!
Livin la vida loca, Come on!
She's livin la vida loca. ~

<< >> *sneaks in another song* Got our old pal Leon singing right now.

*Leon walks up on stage and grumbles* I'm not THAT old...just about 70..ish. Anyway, song. It shall be "Indestructible"

*he makes a neck popping motion as the music starts, a screen behind him on the stage starts showing various battles/skirmishes he was been involved in and has survived*

~Another mission
The powers have called me away
Another time
To carry the colors again
My motivation
An oath I've sworn to defend
To win the honor
Of coming back home again
No explanation
Will matter after we begin
Another dark destroyer that's buried within
My true vocation
And know my unfortunate friend
You will discover
A war you're unable to win

I'll have you know
That I've become...

Indestructible
Determination that is incorruptible
From the other side
A terror to behold
Annihilation will be unavoidable
Every broken enemy will know
That their opponent had to be invincible
Take a last look around while you're alive
I'm an indestructible master of war!

Another reason
Another cause for me to fight
Another fuse uncovered
Now, for me to light
My dedication
To all that I've sworn to protect
I carry out my orders
With not a regret
A declaration
Embedded deep under my skin
A permanent reminder
Of how we began
No hesitation
When I am commanding the strike
You need to know
That you're in for the fight of your life

You will be shown
How I've become....

Indestructible
Determination that is incorruptible
From the other side
A terror to behold
Annihilation will be unavoidable
Every broken enemy will know
That their opponent had to be invincible
Take a last look around while you're alive
I'm an indestructible master of war!

I'm...

Indestructible
Determination that is incorruptible
From the other side
A terror to behold
Annihilation will be unavoidable
Every broken enemy will know
That their opponent had to be invincible
Take a last look around while you're alive
I am indestructible (indestructible)

Indestructible
Determination that is incorruptible
From the other side
A terror to behold
Annihilation will be unavoidable
Every broken enemy will know
That their opponent had to be invincible
Take a last look around while you're alive
I'm an indestructible master of war!!~

Igor steps up onto the stage with a head set and some people,such as Ivanich, from Valkyrie and Polonius as the only unit X member up there, as the people playing the interments or extras. As he switches on his head set and looks about at Mr. Jones hops up. Igor clicks a button on a remote as Spaceman starts playing.

All: ~oh oh ohoh oh oh oooah
oh oh ohoh oh oh oooah
oh oh ohoh oh oh oooah
oh oh ohoh oh oh oooah ~

Igor: ~It started with a low light, *Igor sits in a chair in a dim light*
Next thing I knew they ripped me from my bed; *is pulled out by two members as he is held*
And then they took my blood type,
they left a strange impression in my head. *Polonius takes a blood sample as Igor pulls away*
You know that I was hoping,
That I could leave this star-crossed world behind; *Igor is grabed again as they bring a nasty looking machine over*
But when they cut me open,
I guess I changed my mind.
And you know I might
Have just flown too far from the floor this time, *Igor shoves them away as he hovers a foot from the ground before coming down*
'cause they calling me by my name!
And the zipping white light beams
disregarding bombs and satellites!

That was the turning point;
That was one lonely night!~

Mr. Jones:*takes the mic he has and whips on sunglasses* ~The star maker says, "It ain't so bad"
The dream maker's gonna make you mad
The spaceman says, "Everybody look down!
Its all in your mind!"~


Igor: ~Well now I'm back at home and-
I’m looking forward to this life I live;
You know it's gonna haunt me, *Igor climbs up a pile of boxes in the middle*
So hesitation to this life I give.
You think you might cross over,
You caught between the devil and the deep blue sea;
You better look it over,
Before you make that leap! *Igor jumps off as he is cornered by two members landing on the stage.*

And you know I'm fine, but I hear those voices at night
sometimes... they justify my claim,
and the public don’t dwell on my transmission *Valkyrie looks like they are stopping a transmission at a consul As Igor pretends to send one out*
'cause it wasn’t televised...

But, it was a turning point,
Oh what a lonely night!~


Mr. Jones and Igor: ~The star maker says, "It ain't so bad"
The dream maker's gonna make you mad;
The spaceman says, "Everybody look down!
Its all in your mind!"
The star maker says, "It ain't so bad"
The dream maker's gonna make you mad;
The spaceman says, "Everybody look down!
Its all in your mind!"~

Igor:~My global position systems are vocally addressed;
They say the Nile used to run from east to west,
They say the Nile used to run… from east to west.

I'm fine,
but I hear those voices at night,
sometime...~

Mr. Jones and Igor: ~The star maker says, "It ain't so bad"
The dream maker's gonna make you mad;
The spaceman says, "Everybody look down!
Its all in your mind!"
The star maker says, "It ain't so bad"
The dream maker's gonna make you mad;
The spaceman says, "Everybody look down...
Its all in your mind!"~

All: ~oh oh ohoh oh oh oooah
oh oh ohoh oh oh oooah
oh oh ohoh oh oh oooah
oh oh ohoh oh oh oooah
oh oh ohoh oh oh oooah
oh oh ohoh oh oh oooah
oh oh ohoh oh oh oooah
oh oh ohoh oh oh oooah

Igor: ~It's all in my mi-i-ind,
It's all in my mind...~

All: ~oh oh ohoh oh oh oooah
oh oh ohoh oh oh oooah
oh oh ohoh oh oh oooah
oh oh ohoh oh oh oooah
oh oh ohoh oh oh oooah
oh oh ohoh oh oh oooah
oh oh ohoh oh oh oooah
oh oh ohoh oh oh oooah~

Alastor comes up on and bows quietly at the audience. He then sits in front of a piano and begins to play the opening notes to Gary Jules' "Mad World".

All around me are familiar faces.
Worn out places... Worn out faces...
Bright and early for their daily races.
Going nowhere... Going nowhere...

Their tears are filling up their glasses.
No expression... No expression...
Hide my head, I want to drown my sorrow.
No tomorrow... No tomorrow...

And I find it kind of funny. I find it kind of sad.
The dreams in which I'm dying are the best I've ever had.
I find it hard to tell you. I find it hard to take when people run in circles.
It's a very, very...
Mad world...
Mad world...

Children waiting for the day they feel good.
Happy Birthday... Happy Birthday...
And I feel the way that every child should
sit and listen... Sit and listen...

Went to school, and I was very nervous.
No one knew me... No one knew me...
Hello, Teacher. Tell me, what's my lesson?
Look right through me... Look right through me...

And I find it kind of funny. I find it kind of sad.
The dreams in which I'm dying are the best I've ever had.
I find it hard to tell you. I find it hard to take when people run in circles.
It's a very, very...
Mad world...
Mad world...
Enlarging your world...
Mad World...

as the lights dim down a cloud of smoke fills up the room and a undertaker walks in dragging a coffin putting a microphone beside it as the undertaker takes off his hoodie Izen exposes his face and the neon green lights circle around the room a red lazer is pointed to the coffin as it slowly opens up zazie lays up and grabs the microphone and begins to sing along with korn-here to stay


Izen grabs the Guitar and begins to mimic the melody of the guitar while Zazie coughs to get his voice ready

Zazie* lets do this


This time, taking it away
I've got a problem
With me getting in the way
Not by design
So I take my face and bash it into a mirror
I won't have to see the pain (bleed, bleed)

This state is elevating, as the hurt turns into hating
Anticipating all the messed up feelings again( zazies eyes begin to turn red as well as exposing his fangs to the crowd)

The hurt inside is fading
This shits gone way too far
All this time I've been waiting
Oh I cannot grieve anymore
For once inside awaking
I'm done, I'm not a whore
You've taken everything
and, Oh I cannot give in anymore(izen puts his black hoodie over his face and exposes an evil smile)

My mind's done with this
Ok, I've got a question
Can I throw it all away?
Take back what's mine
So I take my time, guiding the blade down the line
Each cut closer to the vein (bleed, bleed)

This state is elevating, as the hurt turns into hating
Anticipating all the messed up feelings again

The hurt inside is fading
This shits gone way too far
All this time I've been waiting
Oh I cannot grieve anymore
For once inside awaking
I'm done, I'm not a whore
You've taken everything
and, Oh I cannot give in anymore(

I'm here to stay (bring it down)
I'm here to stay (bring it down)
I'm here to stay (bring it down)
I'm here to stay

Bring it down
Bring it down
Bring it down
Bring it down

Gonna break it down
Gonna break it down
Gonna break it down
Gonna break it down
Gonna break it down
Gonna break it down
Gonna break it down
GONNA BREAK IT!

This state is elevating, as the hurt turns into hating
Anticipating all the messed up feelings again(Zazie sits by Igor and puts his arm around Igors shoulder and gives an evil smile)

The hurt inside is fading
This shits gone way too far
All this time I've been waiting
Oh I cannot grieve anymore
For once inside awaking
I'm done, I'm not a whore
You've taken everything
and, Oh I cannot give anymore

Give in anymore
Give in anymore
Give in anymore
Give in anymore( Zazie drops the microphone and points his fingers at Igor "pow" we killed them with this one)

Cage the Elephant "Ain't No Rest For The Wicked" starts to play as Irvine comes up on stage and grabs a mic.

I was walking down the street, when out the corner of my eye,
I saw a pretty little thing approaching me.
She said "I've never seen a man who looks so all alone.
Could you use a little company?

If you can pay the right price, your evening will be nice,
and you can go and send me on my way."
I said "You're such a sweet young thing. Why you do this to yourself?"
She looked at me, and this is what she said:

"Oh, there ain't no rest for the wicked.
Money don't grow on trees.
I got bills to pay. I got mouths to feed.
There ain't nothing in this world for free.
I know I can't slow down. I can't hold back.
Though you know, I wish I could.
No, there ain't no rest for the wicked until we close our eyes for good".

Not even fifteen minutes later, I'm still walking down the street,
When I saw the shadow of a man creep out of sight.
And then he swept up from behind and put a gun up to my head.
He made it clear he wasn't looking for a fight.

He said "Give me all you've got. I want your money, not your life.
But if you try to make a move, I won't think twice."
I told him "You can have my cash. But first, you know I got to ask:
what made you want to live this kind of life?"

He said "There ain't no rest for the wicked.
Money don't grow on trees.
I got bills to pay. I got mouths to feed.
There ain't nothing in this world for free.
I know I can't slow down. I can't hold back.
Though you know, I wish I could.
No, there ain't no rest for the wicked until we close our eyes for good."

Now a couple hours have passed and I was sitting at my house.
The day was winding down and coming to an end.
So I turned on the TV and flipped it over to the news,
and what I saw I almost couldn't comprehend.

I saw a preacher man in cuffs. He'd taken money from the church.
He stuffed his bank account with righteous dollar bills.
But even still, I can't say much because I know we're all the same.
Oh yes, we all seek out to satisfy those thrills.

You know, there ain't no rest for the wicked.
Money don't grow on trees.
We got bills to pay. We got mouths to feed.
There ain't nothing in this world for free.
I know we can't slow down. We can't hold back.
Though you know, we wish we could.
No, there ain't no rest for the wicked until we close our eyes for good.

Reep Janet Jackson - Black cat

Nemesis Big Bad Voodoo Daddy - Mambo Swing

Opt Moby - Raining Again

Flying Fairy From The Birdcage - Can that boy fox trot

Merrick Moi Dix Mois - Priére

Zazie Kim Wilde - Kids in America

Zincks The Pussycat Dolls -I Don't Need A Man

Yumi Happy smile hello

*Leon steps onto the stage and clears his throat tapping the mic and coughs from the dust* Blech, ok someone needs to clean our Karaoke gear, it's getting a bit dusty. *He grumbles and pulls a remote out of his pocket and points it over to the music player and this song starts to play and Leon taps his foot to the srtarting beat*

~I am the shadow, and the smoke in your eyes,
I am the ghost, that hides in the night

Boom-Lay Boom-Lay BOOM!
Boom-Lay Boom-Lay BOOM!
Boom-Lay Boom-Lay BOOM!
Boom-Lay Boom-Lay BOOM!

Wait, wait a minute take a step back
you gotta think twice before you react
so stay, stay a little while
because the promise I kept is the road to exile
HEY! whats the circumstance
you'll never be great without taking a chance so
wait, you waited too long
had your hands in your pocket
when you shoulda been gone

Boom-Lay Boom-Lay BOOM!
One push is all you'll need
Boom-Lay Boom-Lay BOOM!
It's a philosophy
Boom-Lay Boom-Lay BOOM!
We watch with wounded eyes
Boom-Lay Boom-Lay BOOM!
So I hope you recognize
Im on the front line
dont worry I'll be fine
the story is just beginning
I say goodbye to my weakness
so long to the regret
and now I see the world through diamond eyes

DAMN! damn it all down
took one to the chest without even a sound so
WHAT! what are you worth
the things you love or the people you hurt
HEY! it's like deja vu
a suicidal maniac with nothing to lose
so wait, it's the exception to the rule
everyone of us in EXPENDABLE!

Boom-Lay Boom-Lay BOOM!
One push is all you'll need
Boom-Lay Boom-Lay BOOM!
It's a philosophy
Boom-Lay Boom-Lay BOOM!
We watch with wounded eyes
Boom-Lay Boom-Lay BOOM!

So I hope you recognize

I'm on the front line
don't worry I'll be fine
the story is just beginning
I say goodbye to my weakness
so long to the regret
and now I know that I'm alive
I'm on the front line
don't worry I'll be fine
the story is just beginning
I say goodbye to my weakness
so long to the regret
and now I see the world through diamond eyes

Every night of my life
I watch angels fall from the sky
Every time that the sun still sets
I pray they don't take mine

[*Guitar Solo*]

I'm on the front line
don't worry I'll be fine
the story is just beginning
I say goodbye to my weakness
so long to regret

I'm on the front line
don't worry I'll be fine
the story is just beginning
I say goodbye to my weakness
so long to the regrets
and now I know that I'm alive

I'm on the front line
don't worry I'll be fine
the story is just beginning
I say goodbye to my weakness
so long to the regret
and now I see the world through diamond eyes

Boom-Lay Boom-Lay BOOM!
Boom-Lay Boom-Lay BOOM!
Boom-Lay Boom-Lay BOOM!
Boom-Lay Boom-Lay BOOM!
Boom-Lay Boom-Lay BOOM!
Boom-Lay Boom-Lay BOOM!
Boom-Lay Boom-Lay BOOM!
Boom-Lay Boom-Lay BOOM!~

*Bradley walks up onto the stage and turns the music player on with the remote.*

Good to be back, people.

*He grabs the mic as this song starts to play.*

The Indians send signals from the rocks above the pass.
The cowboys take positions in the bushes and the grass.
The squaw is with the Corporal. She is tied against the tree.
She doesn't mind the language. It's the beating she don't need.
She lets loose all the horses when the Corporal is asleep,
And he wakes to find the fire's dead and arrows in his hats.
And Davy Crockett rides around and says it's cool for cats.
It's cool for cats.

The Sweeney's doing ninety 'cause they've got the word to go.
They get a gang of villains in a shed up at Heathrow.
They're counting out the fivers when the handcuffs lock again.
In and out of Wandsworth with the numbers on their names.
It's funny how their missus' always look the bleeding same.
And meanwhile at the station, there's a couple of likely lads.
Who swear like how's your father and they're very cool for cats.
They're cool for cats.

To change the mood a little, I've been posing down the pub.
On seeing my reflection, I'm looking slightly rough.
I fancy this, I fancy that. I wanna be so flash.
I give a little muscle and I spend a little cash.
But all I get is bitter and a nasty little rash.
And by the time I'm sober, I've forgotten what I've had.
And everybody tells me that it's cool to be a cat.
Cool for cats.

Shake up at the disco and I think I've got a pull.
I ask her lots of questions and she hangs on to the wall.
I kiss her for the first time and then I take her home.
I'm invited in for coffee and I give the dog a bone.
She likes to go to discos but she's never on her own.
I said I'll see you later and I give her some old chat.
But it's not like that on the TV when it's cool for cats.
It's cool for cats.

*Bradley bangs his head slightly and taps his foot until the song ends, then puts the mic back and leaves the stage.*

*Jackson comes on stage, wearing an expensive-looking black suit and walks up to the microphone as a few people start clapping for him.*

Settle down. If anybody wants to go to the toilet, do it now.

*The audience laughs as he snaps his fingers loudly.*

Alright, let 'em have it!

*Spotlights flare to life behind him, and a big, 60's style jazz band starts to play as he grabs the mic.*

How lucky can one guy be?
I kissed her and she kissed me.
Like the fella once said:
"Ain't that a kick in the head?"

The room was completely black
I hugged her and she hugged back.
Like the sailor said, quote:
"Ain't that a hole in a boat?"

My head keeps spinning.
I go to sleep and keep grinning.
If this is just the beginning,
my life is gonna be beautiful.

I've sunshine enough to spread.
It's just like the fella said.
Tell me quick...
Ain't love a kick in the head?

Like the fella once said:
"Ain't that a kick in the head?"

Like the sailor said, quote:
"Ain't that a hole in a boat?"

My head keeps spinning.
I go to sleep and keep grinning.
If this is just the beginning,
my life's gonna be beautiful.

She's telling me we'll be wed.
She's picked out a king size bed.
I couldn't feel any better, or I'd be sick.

Tell me quick...
Oh, ain't love a kick?
Tell me quick...
Ain't love a kick in the head?

Haiba in white and Angel in RED of Promiscuious

How you doin’ young lady
That feelin’ that you givin’ really drives me crazy
You don’t haveta play about the joke
I was at a loss of words first time that we spoke

looking for a girl that’ll treat you right
You lookin’ for her in the day time with the light
You might be the type if I play my cards right
I'll find out by the end of the night

You expect me to just let you hit it
But will you still respect me if you get it

All I can do is try, gimme one chance
What’s the problem I don’t see no ring on your hand

I be the first to admit it, I’m curious about you, you seem so innocent

You wanna get in my world, get lost in it
Boy I’m tired of running, lets walk for a minute

Promiscuous girl
Wherever you are
I’m all alone
And it's you that I want

Promiscuous boy
You already know
That I’m all yours
What you waiting for?

Promiscuous girl
You're teasing me
You know what I want
And I got what you need

Promiscuous boy
Let's get to the point
Cause we're on a roll
Are you ready?

Roses are red
Some diamonds are blue
Chivalry is dead
But you're still kinda cute

Hey! I can't keep my mind off you
Where you at, do you mind if I come through

I’m out of this world come with me to my planet
Get you on my level do you think that you can handle it?

They call me Thomas
last name Crown
Recognize game
I'm a lay mine's down

I'm a big girl I can handle myself
But if I get lonely I’ma need your help
Pay attention to me I don't talk for my health

I want you on my team
So does everybody else.

Baby we can keep it on the low
Let your guard down ain’t nobody gotta know
If you with it girl I know a place we can go

What kind of girl do you take me for?

Promiscuous girl
Wherever you are
I’m all alone
And it's you that I want

Promiscuous boy
You already know
That I’m all yours
What you waiting for?

Promiscuous girl
You're teasing me
You know what I want
And I got what you need

Promiscuous boy
Let's get to the point
Cause we're on a roll
Are you ready?

Don't be mad, don't get mean
Don't get mad, don't be mean

Hey! Don't be mad, don't get mean
Don't get mad, don't be mean

Wait! I don't mean no harm
I can see you with my t-shirt on

I can see you with nothing on
feeling on me before you bring that on

Bring that on
You know what I mean

Girl, I’m a freak you shouldn't say those things

I’m only trying to get inside your brain
To see if you can work me the way you say

It's okay, it's alright
I got something that you gon' like

Hey is that the truth or are you talking trash
Is your game M.V.P. like Steve Nash

[Chorus]
Promiscuous Girl
Wherever you are
I’m all alone
And its you that I want

Promiscuous Boy
I'm calling your name
But you're driving me crazy
The way you're making me wait

Promiscuous Girl
You're teasing me
You know what I want
And I got what you need

Promiscuous Boy
We're one in the same
So we don't gotta play games no more~

A human skeleton wearing a top hat walks up onstage and nods his head to the crowd. He snaps his fingers, an odd clanking sound heard instead of the fleshy snap he had meant. The figured chuckles at himself and shakes his head as he lifts up his hat, a column ash billowing from it all over him and creating a cloud covering the stage. After it settles the skeleton stands before them in the flesh, his eyes brown, his hair dirty blonde, and sporting mutton chops, a black t-shirt, bluejeans, and black boots. "Much better. Now then..." He snaps his fingers once more, this time producing the desired sound and effect of a microphone appearing in his hand.

"I'm in over my heaaaaaad!

*throws off his hat, snapping his fingers again as an entire back up band shoots out of it and starts playing, his hat landing atop his head as he resumes singing*

They wanna try and build me up,
So they can tear meeee down!
I wish that I could be back then,
But I'm right, here right now!

They've taken everything that I've had to give and--
They say it's over but, man, I'm still here livin'!
I don't know what to do, I think that maybe

I'm in over my heaaaaaad
Stuck in the red
Somethin' they said
Makes me think that I'm in over my heaaaaaad
Over my heaaaaaad
Over my head~



I've got to get away from here
And it couldn't be toooo soooon
'Cause I see the stars are here with me
Like rockets to thaaaa moooon

You take me everywhere that I've never been and--
Show me the meaning of what life had to give and--
(Oooooooooooooooooooh~)
I don't know what to say, I think that maybe

I'm in over my heaaaaaad
Lyin' in her bed
Somethin' she said
Makes me think that I'm in over my heaaaaaad
Over my heaaaaaad
Over my head~

*grabs his hat and his mic into it, pulling the hat inside out as he removes it, the mic having turned into an electric guitar and the top hat changed as well, and rocks out until changing the mic back to sing*

They've taken everything that I've had to give and--
They say it's over but, man, I'm still here livin'!
(Oooooooooooooooooooh~)
I don't know what to do, I think that maybe

I'm in over my heaaaaaad
Stuck in the red
Somethin' they said
Makes me think that I'm in over my heaaaaaad
Over my heaaaaaad
Over my head~

I'm in over my heaaaaaad
I'm in over my heaaaaaad
I'm in over my heaaaaaad
I'm in over my heAAAAAAAaaaaad!"

The man bows, righting himself with a smile then a nod. He returns the hooligan cap back to its top hat state then snaps his fingers, the band poofing into his hat in a burst of smoke and light. After putting his hat back atop his head the man waves before walking offstage.

*Merrick and Merrin come out, Merrick wearing a slightly dirty butler's outfit, and Merrin a skimpy maid uniform as Time Warp starts playing.*

Merrick:
It's astounding. Time is fleeting.
Madness takes its toll.
But listen closely.

Merrin:
Not for very much longer.

Merrick:
I've got to keep control
I remember doing the Time Warp!
Drinking those moments when
the blackness would hit me...

Merrick and Merrin:
And the void would be calling...

*Spotlights come on, and many of Merrick's characters from various RPs can be seen, dressed up like they're at a masquerade party.*
Let's do the Time warp again!
Let's do the Time warp again!

*Bradley from Restless Seas pulls out a diagram and points at it.*
It's just a jump to the left...

And then a step to the right!

Bradley:
Put your hands on your hips...

And bring your knees in tight!
But it's the pelvic thrust that really drives you insane!
Let's do the Time Warp again!
Let's do the Time Warp again!

Merrin:
It's so dreamy. Oh fantasy, free me!
So you can't see me. No, not at all.
In another dimension, with voyeuristic intention...
Well secluded, I see all...

Merrick:
With a bit of a mind flip...

Merrin:
You're into the time slip.

Merrick:
And nothing can ever be the same.

Merrin:
You're spaced out on sensation...

Merrick:
Like you're under sedation!

*Everyone points their fingers into the air.*
Let's do the Time Warp again!
Let's do the Time Warp again!

*A Gengar biker girl from Thray's private harem starts doing a jig as she sings the next bit.*
Well I was walking down the street just a-having a think,
when a snake of a guy gave me an evil wink.
He shook me up, he took me by surprise.
He had a pickup truck and the Devil's eyes.
He stared at me and I felt a change.
Time meant nothing, never would again.

Everybody:
Let's do the Time Warp again!
Let's do the Time Warp again!

*Bradley is dancing along to it now.*
Bradley:
It's just a jump to the left!

And a step to the right!

Bradley: Put your hands on your hips!

And bring your knees in tight!
But it's the pelvic thrust that really drives you insane!
Let's do the Time Warp again!
Let's do the Time Warp again!

*The song begins to literally wind down as everybody falls over, acting like a bunch of life sized puppets.*

*before the others can get up and leave Scarlet and Harold stumble onto the stage and pause at the sight before them*

Scarlet: *whispers* Say something.

Harold: Say! *those on the floor sit up* One of you guys know how to Madison?

*the group looks at each other in confusion*

Scarlet: Harold, please. Lets get out of here... *she and Harold start to back away from the strange group of people*

Harold: For God's sake. Keep a grip on yourself, Scarlet.

Scarlet: But-but it seems so unhealthy, here.

Harold: It's just a party, Scarlet.

Scarlet: Well I wanna go!

Harold: Well we can't GO anywhere till I get to a phone.

Scarlet: Well then ask the butler or someone!

*Thray comes into view. He's clad in a cape and high heel shoes and nothing else can be seen as his back is to them all though it can be made out he's tapping his right foot*

Harold: Just a moment, Scarlet. We don't want to interfere with their celebrations.

Scarlet: This isn't the Junior Chamber of Commerce, Harold.

Harold: They're probably foreigners with ways different than our own. They may do some more... folk dancing.

*the crowd smirks as they realize the two are about to back into Thray*

Scarlet: Look, I'm cold, I'm wet, and I'm just plain scared! *finally notices the caped monkey with a start*

Harold: I'm here! There's nothing to worry about.

*Scarlet shrieks and faints as music starts up and Thray finally turns and faces them, his own face covered in white save for his dark red lips and blackened eyes, and begins singing*

Thray:
How d'you do, I--
See you've met my
Faithful handyman *nods to Merrick*
He's just a little brought down
Because when you knocked
He thought you were the candy man

*starts walking up through the group of people as Harold and Scarlet follow him*
Don't get strung up by the way I look
Don't judge a book by its coveh-her
I'm not much of a man by the light of day
But by night I'm one hell of a lover!

*throws off his cape, revealing himself to be wearing a pearl necklace, just a vest as a top, fingerless gloves that match the vest, panties, and stockings held up by a garter belt*
I'm just a sweet transvestite
From Transexual, Transylvaniaaaaaaaaaaa-ha-ha.

*starts walking towards Scarlet and Harold*
Let me show you around
Maybe play you a sound
You look like you're both pretty groovy
Or if you want something visual
That's not too abysmal,
We could take in an old Steve Reeves movie
*has reached them by this point and ushered them back to the larger group of people*

Harold:
I'm glad we caught you at home.
Could we use your phone?
We're both in a bit of a hurry.

Scarlet:
Right.

Harold:
We'll just say where we are,
Then go back to the car.
We don't want to be any worry.

Thray:
Well you got caught with a flat
Weeeell *raises then lowers his eyebrow* how `bout that?
Well, babies, don't you panic *waves his finger, forbidding them from panicking*
By the light of the night
It'll all seem alright
I'll get you a satanic mechanic.

I'm just a sweet transvestite *both he and the Gengar strut their stuff a bit*
From Transexual, Transylvaniaaaaaaaaaaa-ha-ha.

*takes a seat, the Gengar, Merrick, and Merrin sitting with him*
Why don't you stay for the night?
Merrick: Night!
Or maybe a bite?
The Gengar: Bite!
I could show you my favorite obsession
I've been making a man *runs his hand through a lock of Merrick's hair*
With blond hair and a tan
And he's good for relieving my... tension

I'm just a sweet transvestite *gets back up*
From Transexual, Transylvaniaaaaaaaaaaa-ha-ha
HIT IT, HIT IT! *slaps his ass on each HIT IT*

I'm just a sweet transvestite! *walks back towards where he started the singing*
The Time Warpers: Sweet transvestiiiiiiiiiiiiiiite
From Traaaaaaaansexual, Transylvaniaaaaaaaaaaa-ha-ha

*turns back to them before disappearing through the curtain*
So--come up to the lab,
*Scarlet glaces at Harold*
And see what's on the slab
*Harold does the same*
I see you shiver with antici... pation
But maybeeee the rain!
Isn't really to blame
So I'll remove the cause...
*Scarlet smiles as Thray chuckles to himself*
But not the symptom!
*disappears behind the curtains as the last notes of the song blare*

*a small craw-fish looking robot walks on stage standing about 3ft tall with a monitor for a head, and a ':l' face on the screen* Oi! Why has no one cleaned this equipment yet?? If i were fleshy I would be coughing from the bloody dust! *he huffs and shakes his head as the face on screen shifts to -> * Anywho~ I got a song I wanna sing a song to celebrate erm...me!

*many nearby screens flicker on and they all start playing this at the same time, the face on his screen shifts to '>:3'*

~This was a triumph.
I'm making a note here: HUGE SUCCESS.
It's hard to overstate my satisfaction.

Aperture Science: *the aperture logo comes onto his face*
We do what we must because we can.
For the good of all of us * *
Except the ones who are dead. *cartoon skull with x's for eyes flashes onto his face*

But there's no sense crying over every mistake *a pouty face appears on his face*
You just keep on trying till you run out of cake * *
And the science gets done and you make a neat gun * *
For the people who are still alive.

I'm not even angry. * '>:('*
I'm being so sincere right now.
Even though you broke my heart and killed me. * broken heart over a grave appears on his face*
And tore me to pieces.
And threw every piece into a fire. *a raging fire appears on his face*
As they burned it hurt because
I was so happy for you. *' '*

Now these points of data make a beautiful line
And we're out of beta we're releasing on time.
So I'm GLaD I got burned think of all the things we learned
For the people who are still alive.

Go ahead and leave me.
I think I prefer to stay inside.
Maybe you'll find someone else to help you.
Maybe Black Mesa....*the black mesa logo flickers onto his face before changing to a laugh face*
THAT WAS A JOKE. HA HA, FAT CHANCE!
Anyway, this cake is great: * *
It's so delicious and moist.

Look at me still talking when there's science to do.
When I look out there it makes me GLaD I'm not you.
I've experiments to run there is research to be done
On the people who are still alive

And believe me I am still alive.
I'm doing science and I'm still alive.
I feel FANTASTIC and I'm still alive.
While you're dying I'll be still alive.
And when you're dead I will be still alive.

Still alive....
Still alive......~

*a human face appears on all the screens, including his own face one, the face belonging to Leon when he was human. He grins* LEON IS STILL ALIVE BITCHES! WOOOOOO!!

WARNING: Contains slight spoilers for Sonny's background.

*Sonny ascends from a hole in the stage and opens his eyes as this starts to play.*

Well, here we are again.
It's always such a pleasure.
Remember when you tried to kill me twice?
Oh, how we laughed and laughed.
Except I wasn't laughing.
Under the circumstances, I've been shockingly nice.

You want your freedom? Take it.
That's what I'm counting on.
I used to want you dead.
But now I only want you gone.

He was a lot like you.
(Maybe not quite as heavy.)
Now little Christopher is in here too.
One day, they woke me up so I could live forever.
It's such a shame the same will never happen to you.

You've got your short, sad life left.
That's what I'm counting on.
I'll let you get right to it.
Now I only want you gone.

Goodbye, my only friend...
Oh, did you think I meant you?
That would be funny if it weren't so sad.
Well you have been replaced.
I don't need anyone now.
When I delete you, maybe I'll stop feeling so bad.

Go make some new disaster.
That's what I'm counting on.
You're someone else's problem.
Now I only want you gone.
Now I only want you gone.
Now I only want you gone...

*Sonny closes his eyes as the lights dim.*

*Manny leads a very distraught Petrel up onto the stage. Petrel looks like he was forced into doing this, but Manny is smiling and drunk. Behind them, Petrel's Pokémon carry trays loaded with mugs of beer. Hina drags in a long table from off the side of the stage and the rest of the 'mons drop the trays onto the table. Manny takes one mug of beer and puts his arm around Petrel's shoulders. Petrel, forcing a smile, puts an arm on Manny's shoulders as far as he can and grabs another mug of beer with his free hand.*

Artist Unknown - The Beer Song
To the tune of March of the Toreadors from Carmen

Petrel: *weakly* Oh...
*strongly* What is the malted liquor
What gets you drunker quicker
What comes in bottles or in cans?

Manny: BEER! *downs one*

Petrel: Can't get enough of it (M: BEER! *downs another*) How we really love it (M: BEER! *downs another) Makes me think I'm a man!

(M: BEER!) P: I can kiss and hug it (M: BEER!) But I'd rather chug it (M: BEER!) Got my belly up to here,

P: I cannot refuse a (M: BEER!) I could really use a (M: BEER *chug* BEER *chug* BEER!)
M: *leading the crowd* Beer, beer, beer, beer, beer, beer, beer, beer...

P: *swinging the mug around, takes a sip* I can't remember how much I have had,
I drank a twelve pack, with my dad
M: Thaaaat's my son the drunken manly stud
I'm proud to call him my bud!
P: Here, have some pretzels / M: No, I'll call it quits
M: Those things give me the shits! (P: It's schlits. M: Who gives a fuck! Ahahaha!)

M: *swaying alongside Petrel* Drink with your family, drink it with your friends,
Drink 'til your fat stomach distends!
Beer! It's liquid bread! It's good for you!
We like to drink till we spew! (P: Ew.)
Who cares if we get fat? / P: *weakly* I'll drink to that...*sips*
Both: As we sing once more...

P: What is the malted liquor
What gets you drunker quicker
What comes in bottles or in cans?

Manny: BEER! *downs one*

Petrel: Can't get enough of it (M: BEER! *downs another*) How we really love it (M: BEER! *downs another) Makes me think I'm a man!

(M: BEER!) P: I can kiss and hug it (M: BEER!) But I'd rather chug it (M: BEER!) Got my belly up to here,

(M: BEER!) Golly I adore it (M: BEER!) Come on, damn it, pour it,
Do it for me brew it for me feed it to me speed it to me
Both: The most wonderful drink in the world...
HOORAY!
*Both chug the drink in their hands, Petrel still holding the one he started with while Manny finishes off his eighteenth.*
Manny: *BUUUUUUUUUUUURP*

*Petrel breaks free of Manny's hold and runs off stage to throw up.*
M: Ha...Haha! Little man cannot hold liquor like big Azarel man! Is funny! *He then passes out. It takes three men to drag him off stage.*

*Later on, Petrel sees Manny being wheeled off, likely to get his stomach pumped. He takes Manny's wallet as the big man passes by on a stretcher.*

*Merrick sits in a pool chair wearing sunglasses and a tuxedo with a blue jacket as a familiar song plays.*

Oppan Gangnam Style!
Gangnam Style!

*Stands up and starts doing his thing.*

Na je nun ta sa ro un in gan jo gin yo ja!
Ko pi han ja ne yo yu rul a nun pum gyo gi nun yo ja!
Ba mi o myon shim ja ngi tu go wo ji nun yo ja!
Gu ron ban jon i nun yo ja!

Na nun sa na ye!
Na je nun no man kum ta sa ro un gu ron sa na ye!
Ko pi shik gi do jo ne one shot te ri nun sa na ye!
Ba mi o myon shim ja ngi to jyo bo ri nun sa na ye!
Gu ron sa na ye!

A rum de wo sa rang su ro wo!
Gu re no! Hey! Gu re ba ro no! Hey!
A rum de wo sa rang su ro wo!
Gu re no! Hey! Gu re ba ro no! Hey!
Ji gum bu to gal de ka ji ga bol ka!

Oppan Gangnam Style!

*Starts riding an imaginary horse.*

Gangnam Style
Op-Op-Op-Op-Oppan Gangnam Style!
Gangnam Style!
Op-Op-Op-Op-Oppan Gangnam Style!

Eeeeeeey!~ Sexy lady!
Op-Op-Op-Op-Oppan Gangnam Style!
Eeeeeeey!~ Sexy lady!
Op-Op-Op-Op!
Ey-Ey-Ey-Ey-Ey-Ey!~

*Screams at Zellie's butt in slow motion.*

Jong su ke bo wi ji man nol ten no nun yo ja!
I te da shi pu myon mu ko ton mo ri pu nun yo ja!
Ga ryot ji man wen man han no chul boda ya han yo ja!
Gu ron gam gak jo gin yo ja!

*Gets challenged to a dance battle by Opti and wins, then lays on an elevator floor as Thray stands over him and thrusts his pelvis over and over while wearing a cowboy hat.*

Na nun sa na ye!
Jom ja na bo wi ji man nol ten no nun sa na ye!
Te ga dwe myon wan jon mi cho bo ri nun sa na ye!
Gun yuk bo da sa sa ngi ul tung bul tu ngan sa na ye!
Gu ron sa na ye!

A rum de wo sa rang su ro wo!
Gu re no! Hey! Gu re ba ro no! Hey!
A rum de wo sa rang su ro wo!
Gu re no! Hey! Gu re ba ro no! Hey!
Ji gum bu to gal de ka ji ga bol ka!

Oppan Gangnam Style!
Gangnam Style!
Op-Op-Op-Op-Oppan Gangnam Style!
Gangnam Style!
Op-Op-Op-Op-Oppan Gangnam Style!

Eeeeeeey!~ Sexy lady!
Op-Op-Op-Op-Oppan Gangnam Style!
Eeeeeeey!~ Sexy lady!
Op-Op-Op-Op!
Ey-Ey-Ey-Ey-Ey-Ey!~

Twi nun nom gu wi ye na nun nom!
Baby! Baby! Na nun mol jom a nun nom!
Twi nun nom gu wi ye na nun nom!
Baby! Baby! Na nun mol jom a nun nom!
You know what I'm saying?!

Oppan Gangnam Style!
Ey-Ey-Ey-Ey-Ey-Ey!~

*Does his dance with Zellie.*

Eeeeeeey!~ Sexy lady!
Op-Op-Op-Op-Oppan Gangnam Style!
Eeeeeeey!~ Sexy lady!
Op-Op-Op-Op!
Ey-Ey-Ey-Ey-Ey-Ey!~

Oppan Gangnam Style!

*Stops dancing as the curtain falls.*