Quotes got to love them

"Why's it always claws and guns? Can't we piss off a fuzzy planet? Still dangerous, but hey, bunnies."
-Joker, Mass Effect 2

"Whot?" -Dr. Who
"Oh!" - woman in wedding dress
"What?" -Dr. Who
"who are you" - woman in wedding dress
"Bu-" -Dr. Who
"Where am I" - woman in wedding dress
"what?" -Dr. Who
"Where the hell is this place" - woman in wedding dress
"WHAT?!" -Dr. Who

(season 2, ep 13)

*Going through a sewer in The Passing.*
"I am breathing shit air into my lungs. It is being absorbed into my bloodstream. I am literally full of shit."
-Nick, Left 4 Dead 2

What the fuck is this bullshit doing on my beautiful Internet? - Bob Bastard on this site
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"Congratulations, Agent. Peace at last... You overthrew the world's most evil criminal masterminds and their dominant empires. You have returned law and order to Pacific City. You gave the people back their lives. Thank you.

Hehehehehe... It's taken years of meticulous planning and patience to reach this stage, but it was worth it. Who do you think supplied Los Muertos? Who do you think turned a blind eye to the Volk's activites? Who do you think was Shai-Gen's biggest supporter? Who do you think ran organized law-enforcement, and ran it into the ground? The people had to experience absolute anarchy before they would accept unconditional control. You are the portent of a New World Order, Agent. Pacific City was only the beginning..."
-The Voice of the Agency, Crackdown

"Listen, Webby. I can't have you swingin' around in your footy pajamas, destroying my cameras. You're gonna have to tangle with my army! And by "army" I mean Production Assistants. And by Production Assistants I mean unpaid interns. And by unpaid interns I mean "fans". You're gonna have to tangle with my fans!"
-Deadpool, Spider-Man: Shattered Dimensions

"He took your girl, Rick. He took your dreams. And he took your life. Doctor Henry West MD. He took it all. The only thing you got left is your soul. And that belongs to me. Who am I? Let's just say I'm God. Your God. At least the only God listening right now. What do I want? Same as any god. A little faith. For without faith, I'm nothing. And without me, you're fucked. She doesn't have to die. I can help you. I can heal your wounds. We can save her, if you show me some faith... If you trust me... If you put... Me... ON!"
-The Terror Mask, Splatterhouse 2010

"It's rude to fail one's own obligations and promises. It's cruel to reject someone's attempt to make things right."

- Myself

"I'm sorry for what I did, but that doesn't make up for it. I deserve to be in jail. All I hope is that I don't make mankind lose faith in itself. Yes, there's murderers in the world. There's rapists and thieves. But those are the vast minority. The majority of mankind is made up of caring people, who try every day to do what they think is right. And that's the spirit of the season."
-Charlie Manson, South Park

"When you sue somebody, it hurts everyone. You sue for money, but where do you think that money comes from? From the schools, from taxes, from the state. From you. There's no such thing as free money. When you sue somebody, you take money away from parks and schools and charities, and put it in your own pocket. And that makes me a sad panda."
-Petey the Don't Sue People Panda, South Park

"Tough, don't blame us. Blame yourself or god."

- Delita Hyral, Final Fantasy Tactics

Syndrome, Incredibles: "Oh, ho ho! You sly dog! You got me monologuing! I can't believe it... "

"I named him Waggleton P. Tallylicker, but I never got the chance to tell him. He will be remembered."
-Grayson Hunt, Bulletstorm

"All right, I've been thinking. When life gives you lemons? Don't make lemonade. Make life take the lemons back! Get mad! "I don't want your damn lemons! What am I supposed to do with these?!" Demand to see life's manager! Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons! Do you know who I am?! I'm the man who's going to burn your house down! With the lemons! I'm going to get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!"
-Cave Johnson, Portal 2

All im about to post s from the bickering of "Space marines And Sex". Just quotes i found

-Hey! Determining the sexuality of fictional army men who fight imaginary space elves is very important business! So important that we have to decide, once and for all, how everybody everywhere shall be forced to imagine it for themselves!

-And thus the mighty Emperor gave the Space Marines two hearts, so they could feel twice the love.

- Like I say, the Imperium would think nothing of using gene therapy and mechanical augmentation to produce Auto-Concubines able to withstand the powerful thrusts of the Adeptus Astartes.

That could be an Order of the Soriatas that nobody talks about...

Sisters Repentia? "That will be 20,000 Hail The Emperors, and two shifts at the Fornicarium."

"Soul of the mind, key to life's ether.
Soul of the lost, withdrawn from its vessel.
Let strength be granted so the world might be mended.
...so the world might be mended."
-Maiden in Black, Demon's Souls

"Hermione, when have any of our plans ever actually worked? We plan, we get there, all hell breaks loose."
-Harry Potter, Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows: Part 2

1 in 6 children will be kidnapped by the Dutch!
-Fact Sphere

1 + 2 = so much blood
-Dr. Seuss vs Shakespeare

"Some people call these demons. I call them bitches."
-Bourbon, Metro 2033

On Shakespeare's Twelfth Night:
"Olivia probably should not say "Most wonderful!" as if she's thinking 'THREESOME!'"
-Item 82, "The Evil Shakespeare Overlord List"

Simon-Challenge 2. Run as fast as you possibly can. Difficulty-

*sudden massive explosion*
Lewis: AAAAAHHHH!!!
Simon: OOO!!

*silenece.....* Simon: Pretty difficult. Pretty difficult that one.

-The Yogscast, Monarch of Madness part 3

When the creature was near her and she got up and started moving anyway, I was like:
"NOOOO. YOUR SNEAK SKILL IS NOT HIGH ENOUGH!"

-AwezomSauceSquared youtube

"I looked up into the sun today. It told me to destroy all the toothbrushes. It's just not natural! Dust, you can help me! We must stop the toothbrushes before they stop US!" -Reed

"No, Reed."-Dust

Chat between Dust and Reed in "Dust: An Elysian Tail"

Everyone is a loser in the special infected Olympics - ShamNoWow (mark), custom map l4d2

"Dont say bonnie and dead in the same sentence"-7 psychopaths